“Skrillex bro, Skrillex …”
“Sup?”
“I want your sweat.”
“Let’s go scrub these X’s off in the bathroom.”
“My cologne is killing it, bro.”
“I’m actually a full-time beat maker. Jiffy Lube just pays the bills.”
“Read the sign — No wife beaters allowed.”
“Lemme holla at chu gurl.”
“That graphic T is totally legit.”
“She forgot her name again. Just use the smelling salts.”
“Did you see how I posed for that photographer? I was totally crushing it.”
“Please keep the hookahs next door.”