+3 The Richmond Braves spring into their season with a victory against the Durham Bulls 5-3. The win ends the team’s six-year losing streak for season openers. It’s the most surprising win since Sheriff Mitchell was re-elected.
-2 Former alleged Clinton gropee Kathleen Willey gets her own radio show on WRVA. The show will last two hours, just 1 hour and 45 minutes longer than her fame.
TOTAL: +4