The Weekend Easter collided with Earth Day
+6 The Easter Bunny is determined to be a great source of natural fertilizer.
+9 Resurrection totally beats recycling.
-2 The traditional Easter on Parade along Monument Avenue features a kids’ petting zoo, though there are some awkward moments when confused children start trying to feed hippies.
-1 At the Richmond Earth Day Festival, volunteers hand out vegetarian Easter eggs. Which are actually just gourds painted pink.
+5 After seeing yet another Save the Planet sticker, God finally gives in. Well, until, you know, the day he’s set aside for the Apocalypse.
