To my loving IRS representative:
You think that I owe,
But that’s not what I show.
So let’s cuddle, relax,
And forget about the tax.
Love, Sa’ad El-Amin
To my dearest political operative:
Thanks for the PIN,
I listened to win.
So will you be mine?
I’m unemployed; I have time.
Love, Ed Matricardi
To my old flames on City Council:
It’s hard letting go,
But I go with the flow.
So I’ll work here awhile,
Cause police make me smile.
Love, Reva Trammell
To the General Assembly chicks:
I’m hands-on, I admit,
I may have asked for it.
But I’m a real man,
(With a retirement plan).
Love, Vance Wilkins
To the people of the commonwealth:
I’m sorry about me,
And the economy.
While your budget recovers,
Remember, Virginia’s for lovers.
Love, Jim Gilmore
— Jason
