William Ryan Hamlet 
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Re: “Boiling Over

Please stay out of Church Hill, it's crazy and dangerous up here! Nothing to see here, move along.

The more than 22k of us Church Hillians appreciate all of your astute and keen assessments of us and our neighborhood based on this one establishment's fate.

Again please don't come, you wouldn't like us up here...

Rhino: you really don't know how hard it is to live here with all these NAZIS ruling our lives. Imagine what it was like for us after Germany won the World Cup?!?! People from neighborhoods like yours had to make a human fence around the Holocaust Museum to prevent Church Hillians from burning it to the ground. It's a really sad state of affairs up here stay away. Enjoy your fascist free cupcakes. We have to deal with socialist/communists like WPA and Sub Rosa.

Dustin: We are ridiculous and up tight! I wake up in knots and have to spend hours at any of our 9 parks with river and city views everyday to work them out. Especially after squabbling away on our front porches and stoops at sunset. We hope to one day learn from the wisdom of your drama free Cary Town.

Downtownliving: We are some serious suckers up here, don't do what we did! Can you believe it, we only have one place get coffee and we all drink it! And you gotta watch out for all those flower and vegetable gardens, trees, and again with green spaces up here, allergies are brutal. You wouldn't like it. Though I will disagree with you on one point, we aren't exactly overwhelmed with Jamaican Food.

Mjasp: So right! Please don't overestimate us! we don't know how to find value or good homes to live in, don't know how to read crime statistics, nor know how to get along with people of diverse heritages or income levels. Hence the success of the nazis up here. http://eservices.ci.richmond.va.us/applications/crimeinfo/pdcif_Summary.asp

You would all be better served by staying away from Church Hill, but fill free to share how we could improve and be more like the rest of your crime free utopian neighborhoods, "where the women are strong, the men are attractive, and all the children are above average."

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Posted by William Ryan Hamlet on 07/24/2014 at 12:23 PM

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