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Top 10 Reasons Lt. Gov. Bill Bolling Isn't Running for Governor 

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10. Internal polling reveals weakness against Bob McDonnell's glorious head of hair.

9. Wants to devote more time searching for cornflake shaped like Virginia.

8. Vast left-wing conspiracy.

7. His other job in insurance is just too damn fun.

6. Subway has tapped him as its "Jared of the next generation."

5. Three words: Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

4. YouTube videos of his crazy pastor at Shady Grove United Methodist.

3. Joining Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show Part II.

2. Emergency 3 p.m. phone calls might conflict with his napping schedule.

1. Heard convincing arguments from his staff of three.



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