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Eight Ways to Spot a Redskins Training Camp Tourist 

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  • Ash Daniel

1. Burning effigy of Tony Romo is smoldering nearby.

2. When they say they’re staying at the Omni, they mean a sleeping bag outside.

3. In checkout line with a basketful of burgundy and gold body paint.

4. At the bar, shouts “Hashtag HTTR!” after throwing back every shot.

5. Tries the pickup line, “Kirk Cousins really is my cousin.”

6. Thinks the Science Museum of Virginia is where DNA is being stored for RGIV.

7. At church, refers to Redskins jersey as “Sunday best.”

8. In a group, wearing more Native American headdresses than a Jamestown re-enactment.

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