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Poetry? Sounds good. But aside from rap music, what kinds of poems can you really compose about drug dealers? Style consulted the online rhyming dictionary, www.rhymezone.com, for inspiration. You do the rest. — Jason Roop



Crack head: Brain dead. Black bread. Bunk bed.

Drug traffic: Demographic. Pornographic. Holographic.

Ill-gotten gains: John Maynard Keynes.

FBI: "CSI." Apple pie. Battle cry. Captain Bligh. Friendly Thai.

Prison cell: Risen hell. Dinner bell. Clientele. Sense of smell.

Nickel bag: Pickle gag. Telephone tag.

Dr. Dre: Proctor play. Brock, you're gay. Come what may.





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