!B! “Mansfield Park”
!B! “Toy Story 2”
!B! “The World is Not Enough”
!B! Now on Video: “Dick”
Those whose only brush with the feminist/romantic pen of Austen have been in the movies will find “Mansfield Park” to be much like the others: Woman who follows her heart instead of her family’s or society’s notion makes the better marriage, and lives relatively happily ever after with a man who appreciates her lively wit, her wicked tongue and her dead-on sense of being true to her self.
Unfortunately, only O’Connor gives a lively enough performance to keep this period romance interesting. She gets little help from the members of her so-called supporting cast. In fact, their acting talents and characterizations are woefully beneath those Austen-casts we’ve come to enjoy.
Playing the master debonair spy for the third time, Pierce Brosnan finally fits the part. There are enough worldy lines around his eyes, and even he can’t quite utter those dreadful double entendres in the dialogue without a twinge of self-consciousness. Nor can he quite swallow the idea that sexy Denise Richards — clad in form-fitting sleeveless T-shirt and short-shorts — is really a rocket scientist.
Add to that John Cleese as a “Q”-in waiting, Robert Carlyle as the villainous Reynard, and Sophie Marceau as a puzzling damsel-in-distress and “The World Is Not Enough” is more than enough for Bond fans.
When this tale of two ’70s-era teens who accidentally oversee some shredding going on during a school field trip to the Nixon White House was first promoted, I admit to being underwhelmed. Talk about being pleasantly surprised!
Played strictly for yuks, this teasing bit of retro-satire begs the question: Who could have believed these jokers? Dan Hedaya is Tricky Dick, who comes up with the idea of hiring the two marginally bright high-schoolers as the official walkers for his famous dog, “Checkers.”
David Foley is great as the scheming Haldeman and Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams are believable as the two girls who see more than they can comprehend. Or do they? What if the real Deep Throat were two high school girls in trouble?