Source: Richmond Craigslist, February 2013

“Wow, you blew my mind when I saw you in Walmart earlier today. You were in Black High Heel Boots and black coat. I was getting bathroom cleaning items and you were looking at the air fresheners section.”

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“I was leaving Short Pump Town Center tonight and we were parked next to each other waiting for the light to turn green so we could turn left.”

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“Blond in ford suv getting ticket on skipwith. wish I had a chance to say hello.”

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“we met in Targets produce isle and began a conversation on the produce and how strange it was that they are now carrying it. … You then said something about the cheese and the feta I believe and I asked you what you knew about feta and goat cheese and you actually showed me what you were talking about.”

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“Saw you in court on Tuesday. You are the hottest guy … I ever seen. We had the same attorney.”