1. Watch River City Rollergirls deliver some Seasons Beatings. The sporting smack down is Dec. 4 at the Greater Richmond Convention Center, 1 p.m. 783-7300.
2. Take in the boisterous (and often lewd) Hamaganza fundraiser featuring Dirtwoman and an unlikely cast of performers (Manoli Loupassi, Melissa Chase, Chris Dovi, Charlie Diradour, former Style Weekly publisher Jim Wark, etc.) at Poe's Pub on Dec. 10 and Capital Ale House on Dec. 11.