Twitter is a great resource for getting the news, but it's even better for getting fake information. Some of the best in RVA include:
"Teen girls in Ugg boots and denim mini-skirts: what YOU need to know. We'll be filming in Carytown all night to bring you the latest."
"Tomorrow morning I'll be live tweeting the State of my Hangover."
"Food became so scarce, many Confederate soldiers were forced to eat the wounded and dead, according to crazy 1920s southern grandpas."
"Internet slow? It's not our fault. Ask the guys on the 15th floor of Rhodes to stop downloading adult themed movies."
"Someone saw me with a Starbucks cup #RVAhipsterproblems"