Austin Kelly 
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Re: “Tarrant's West Coming to Henrico

Tarrants West is now open and taking reservations!

Posted by Austin Kelly on 12/09/2014 at 9:47 PM

Re: “Punch Drunk

Your analogies are so bad -=- "Freakin' election season has descended upon us like a pack of bloodthirsty wolves on a baby smeared in peanut butter. " -=- And your narcissistic jokes about what you think is funny bar conversation ("The ongoing genocide in Darfur and what we can do to continue ignoring it."), might be okay at some dive in the bottom, but otherwise, most people do not find you funny.

If you start off with a topic of politics (in what you think is satire) you should finish that way. Don't stop mid-article to make bullet points about how low-brow you prefer your conversation to be. IMO low-bro conversations about your STDs would not make me want to eat and drink at whatever establishment you are serving.

"Let's leave the political discussion out of the bars and keep it on the Internet, where the armchair pundits are safe to remain anonymous, be as ignorant as humanly possible and never fear recourse." -=- How about you stop telling us what we can talk about in a bar? You are a bartender, serve the drinks (maybe write about where to get a good one once in a while), and let the patrons discuss the things you don't know about, and clearly do not care about.

"Bottom line: A heated election season is the most annoying time to be in a bar. Even more annoying than the penis-straw hell that is bachelorette-party season." -=- Sorry you find the state of affairs that effects millions of people "annoying", not all of us want to talk about Justin Beiber.

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Posted by Austin Kelly on 08/29/2012 at 1:42 PM

Re: “Punch Drunk

Jack, please stop writing for Style. You have little if nothing to contribute. Jason Rupp did a much better job with the Fat Tire announcement. Stick to what you are good at, Twitter.

PS - You are not the best bartender in richmond.

Posted by Austin Kelly on 08/18/2011 at 3:23 PM

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