ColossalEd80 
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Raised on the backroads of tupilo mississippi in the mid sixties, ed quickly rose to fame as a slide tenor guitar player for various juke joint blues artists. at the age of twelve he hopped freights and was playin his way to Chicago to play with the best but never made it. His carreer path was interrupted in Richmond where he fell in love with a young german belle named Wanda direct decendant to General Field Marshal Erwin Rommel AKA :Desert Fox" ED's heart was broken by his own stupidity, was unable to maintain a normal relationship with a woman, lost Wanda to another woman at the County department of heavy equipment depot. ED began his slow decent in his music carreer as a electro-punk, polka playing, steam powered tuba operator. ED had to cut his invasion tour short in North Africa and had to be hospitalized for third degree burns on his lips suffered on a pyrotechnic tuba mishap. ED never recovered from his relationship with Wanda and succombed to post traumatic male idiocy at the age of fifty. To this day Colossal ED can be seen from time to time performing in various venues around the Richmond area. If you see him, humor him by telling him that Wanda still hates his guts.

 

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