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10 Poor Conversation Starters at the Company Christmas Party 

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1. So it looks like you're having a Christmas baby!

2. Do you like my new mistletoe hat?”

3. You work in human resources? That is so cool!

4. These meatballs are making me feel as bloated as an inflatable snowman at the Broad Street Christmas Parade.
 
5. Sure, you were laid off, but it's cool they invited you to the Christmas party, right?

6. So how 'bout them Flying Squirrels?

7. Have you heard about Amway?

8. Is that a reindeer's antler or are you just happy to see me?

9. Hey, I remember that fruitcake from last year!

10. That's not egg nog.

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